La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 26, 2018

Esos suecos de la Fundación del Premio Nobel no son muy pacientes.

Oddly enough, this phenomenon is also ascribed to Jews and African-Americans. So he’d have to share his Nobel Prize.

Ah, a distant relative of Langston Hughes’s CP time!

I was listening to a comedian who is married to a latina and he explained it. Hilarious.

When I was a naive junior-high student in Wisconsin, I read about the Latino practice of siesta and thot to myself that they must all be a bunch of lazy bums. Then, years later, I exited a plane in Phoenix, got hit in the face by what seemed like a hot frying pan, and finally realized that the people who lived even farther south than Arizona knew what they were doing!

Manana is soon enough for me.

I don’t know why he should rush, there’s nobody in the audience yet.