La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 18, 2024

Words one should never say in front of one’s mother.

It’s like asking God to give you patience.

From the restaurant business: “Time to lean is time to clean!”

Turn Two kid !

I learned early to always have a book with me not to be bored with.

Manual labor is also boring.

Did he get the chancla before the mop?

Kid…you NEVER say that within earshot of your parents!

That is something you never say. When a parent is in hear shot.

Moms move fast.