Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 30, 2009

Oh the horror! The humanity!!

I concur, BigGhoul…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I’m gonna open this little window here and

Aw, c’mon, Hawii’s warm. Once you get off the plane, all that wetness will feel good on your legs.

Need to get away?

Yes, LoneWerewolf, desperately, but where do you “go” when you’re on a plane with no facilities?

Stewardess, may I have 4 or so empty plastic glasses please? Please? Hurry please. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

The sink in the galley looks good.

The flight attendants will be going down the aisle selling Depends.

………so you try to take your mind of things by looking out the window, at that beautiful OCEAN! AHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We’re flying on Hawaiian Airlines?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh so laughing funny. But sadly some airlines are charging for restrooms. John this is so great.

Stand back son, all I have to do is chop a hole in the floor. Do it at home all the time.

Would there be one free one on the end like they used to have at the airports?

If you are seated by the window of a row of 3 seats you often feel uncomfortable trying to get to the restrooms on a plane–of course if it is a long flight you gotta get up at some point… The airport bathrooms are always popular right after your flight has landed and thank God you don’t have to stick money in them anymore!

When flying you should always wear Depends–I thought everyone did!

Depends……………

kab2rb - do you have details or a source on which airlines are charging to use the rest rooms? I believe that is against FAA regulations.

well tha sux

Something silmilar happened to me a few year ago and I can tell you I’d a been a much happier and comfortable person had I been wearing Depends. P.S. I always book aisle seats!!!

Been There - Done That…

don’t they have “barf” bags anymore???

Srewardess, there is a raging yellow river going down the aisle towards the pilot…i hope the pilots aren’t asleep and miss Hawaii

Charging to use the restroom was on the evening news. The news reporters really made a big commentary on this. I’m not sure if this was to cut back on cost. But at this airline you had to pay to use the toilet. I don’t think this is done in the USA. Me I don’t fly.

sir it will be $30 more dollars to use the badroom, thank you for youre patience..LoL

I can go better then before Oh nooooooo what is that awful smell that brown river yaaaaaa a let me make a next exit where is the parachute.