The intelligent avoid Facebook— check the number of security failures and problems over the last two years. Sorry, as soon as Facebook is part of it, I am not going to be part of it.
Roger: “Kiss me and give me some tongue robot wife.”Robot wife: “You didn’t give me a tongue, birdbrain. Also those nose hairs of yours gross me out.”— I’m not a Facebook user either.
Roger: “Oh, Darling, you’re nearly complete! One last step and you’ll be an exact duplicate of my wife!”Robot Wife: “Just how do you intend on having me get my period every week and a half?”
Roger: damn, I forgot to remove your nag circuitRobowife: forgot? no excuses! why not do it now? no time like the present. don’t put it off. I want it now! Why can’t you ever….
el8 almost 12 years ago
Roger: Oh, no! You can’t talk. Hhmmm…Wifey:
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Well phoo, John. Your link to the contest has disappeared, too.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 12 years ago
Enter as many times as you like here
More contest info here
Rules and prizes here
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Don’t want anything to do with facebook but how about:.Him: Now for some perfect robo-sex.Her: File not found.
scarbro almost 12 years ago
Who need intrusions like Facebook? John’s already got a half dozen winners right here.
ekw555 almost 12 years ago
almost makes me wish I facebooked.
well, not really, but it would be fun to enter.
colcam almost 12 years ago
The intelligent avoid Facebook— check the number of security failures and problems over the last two years. Sorry, as soon as Facebook is part of it, I am not going to be part of it.
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Roger: “Kiss me and give me some tongue robot wife.”Robot wife: “You didn’t give me a tongue, birdbrain. Also those nose hairs of yours gross me out.”— I’m not a Facebook user either.
klunker rider almost 12 years ago
Roger: Ow! You bite off my thumb!Robowife: It was delicious!
adrianmonk almost 12 years ago
Roger: Oh no! I wasn’t supposed to include the vocal chord software!!!!Robo-wife: Too bad, now your headaches are going to be in stereo.
Possum Pete almost 12 years ago
Roger: What operating system are you on?Wifey-Poo: Windows VistaRoger: Just like a woman!
Caldonia almost 12 years ago
Roger: I bet I’ll have a lot of fun with you!
Wife: Not until you install a hard drive. On yourself.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 12 years ago
It’s official. The contest is running here AND on Facebook. There will be separate winners for each site.
If you like, you can enter both here and on Facebook. But you can’t win on both sites. Just one.
All the FB contest rules and prize info apply to the GoComics version, except the following:
There may not be any runners up in the GoComics version of the contest.
I may post the winner of the GoComics version a few days later than the Facebook winner.
So, post away here or on the Facebook contest site. And have fun!
Calvins Brother almost 12 years ago
Him: Let’s test your vital parts!
Her: Not tonight, I downloaded a virus.
Commentator almost 12 years ago
Roger: There darling, you’re all done. Now let’s make love.Duplicate robot wife: I’m sorry Roger, but my motherboard told me you’re no good.
potentpossum almost 12 years ago
Roger: Will you be faithful and trueRobo susan: Yes dear, I’ll never stray(Roger realized no one would believe this was his wife)
MrPinkle almost 12 years ago
Roger: “Oh, Darling, you’re nearly complete! One last step and you’ll be an exact duplicate of my wife!”Robot Wife: “Just how do you intend on having me get my period every week and a half?”
BluegrassRanger almost 12 years ago
Roger: “You are so beautiful.”Robot wife: “That toaster is really hot!”
no Facebook
aerilim almost 12 years ago
No facebook but here’s mine:Him: Now . let’s try this, let’s make love.Her: Bend over junior.
Here's Waldo almost 12 years ago
Roger: “Done! I’ve embedded your new Microsoft operating system. Now we can get married!”Robo-wife: “Sorry, I don’t do windows!”
maxlambert01 almost 12 years ago
Roger: damn, I forgot to remove your nag circuitRobowife: forgot? no excuses! why not do it now? no time like the present. don’t put it off. I want it now! Why can’t you ever….
carnuck almost 12 years ago
Roger: The secret password is penisRobot wife: Password too short
el_flesh almost 12 years ago
“What do you mean you want an ELECTRIC vibrator instead of me?!?”
“You made me with a POWER SOCKET you moron!”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
He: “Say it ain’t so!”She: “Yep, you made a female version of YOU!”