Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 24, 2013

Green Arrow and Black Canary? Or am I just too old to recognize the Lady?

She: Is that an arrow in your quiver or are you just happy to see me?He: Have I pricked your interest?

Her: You taste so good! Him: shut-up, close your eyes, now I’m going to put my thumb in your ear because I think that’s what you are trying to do to me!

He: You just had to get braces knowing I still wear my retainer…

She "Oh shut up – who’s the one who mistook hand cream for superglue!

he: i love you.she: i love you too, but i still want a diamond.

her: I’ve never kissed a masked man beforehim: I have.

It’s Mike Grell! A legend! I’m just geeking out over that!

she: Is that an arrow in your Quiver?he: No, that’s my arrow quivering.

She: God, he’s hot, but’s what with the mask?He: God, she’s hot, but’s what with the mask?

He: HmmphgrhphShe: Blmmrrpphglb

If that is really Robin is she kissing him on the pecker?

J. Short has my vote! It’s far more clever than the following:

SHE: Wait…this isn’t who I thought it was.HE: Who is this? Strange!

SHE: Will this lead to love?HE: It’s a shot in the dark.

SHE: Hope you’re not as fast as your arrows.HE: Oops.

Arrow: You know there’s Supermoon in the sky tonight?Supermoon: C’mon, do something, you f**n nerd!

She: “I hope he’s not my brother.”

He: “I hope she’s my sister.”

He: MMMMFMFMFMFMHHHShe: MFMMFFHHF

(They are kissing)

or

He: Where is that necklace clasp?She: Where is that earing snap?

She: Is this as good as beating up bad guys?He: Of course not.

She: I don’t see a bow, but he has a big quiver.He: I think I’ve just made Marian.

Mike Grell of “Green Arrow” fame? Awesome!

She: Oh God, he’s really kissing me!

He: Oh God, I swallowed her gum!

“Is that an arrow in your quiver or are you just happy to see me?”

“Why do you think they call my guys Merry Men?”

Her: “Bye, then.”Him: “Yeah, give me a call sometime.”.

She: This will put him off guard He:: She will never know what hit herGO BLUE – GO GREEN

She: “Okay, Peter Pan, I’ve kissed you at last! So start behaving like a grown-up!”

He: “Hate to break it to you, Wendy, but I’m actually Robin Hood.”

OMG I hope he’s not my brother…Who cares if she’s my sister….This is hot!

She: One of your arrows is poking me.He: That’s not one of my arrows.

She: Mike, is that you?He: Bob ?!

She: Whatever you do, don’t let my husband find out.He:I AM your husband!!!

I wonder if he knows that I have a secret identity. ******I wonder if she knows that I have a secret identity.

Her: I love you Robin Hood ..er I mean Green Arrow

Him: Damn….I got to lose the hat