Reminds me of something that happened to friend of mine decades ago. He had finally got a date with a young woman who had a reputation for doing favors for young men. Thinking he was getting lucky at last, he was crestfallen when she told him that, “Yes, those stories are true but, starting with you, I’m turning over a new leaf. I’m sorry.”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pretentious? Moi??
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 5 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/no-pretentious-phonies/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
juncarlo over 5 years ago
I also assure you that you will be delighted. Ask your mom.
Ontman over 5 years ago
You don’t have to be pretentious to be a phony. I mean look at me.
A# 466 over 5 years ago
Reminds me of something that happened to friend of mine decades ago. He had finally got a date with a young woman who had a reputation for doing favors for young men. Thinking he was getting lucky at last, he was crestfallen when she told him that, “Yes, those stories are true but, starting with you, I’m turning over a new leaf. I’m sorry.”
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
Nice comeback, Groucho!
ekw555 over 5 years ago
they were made for each other!
J Short over 5 years ago
Verbal bit** slap.
Thorby over 5 years ago
Victor Mature strikes again!
coltish1 over 5 years ago
Victor Mature and Carole Landis in “I Wake Up Screaming” (1941).
coltish1 over 5 years ago
He finishes with, “Yes, honey, your brother and I having dinner tomorrow night.”
Vet Premium Member over 5 years ago
Only her cosmetic surgeons know for sure.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
“Who’s pretentious?”
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
“Like Donald Trump?”
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
“Well, I never.” she said, I’m not pretentious, I Really can throw them over my shoulders."…
clayface9 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I usually date pretty girls.