Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 19, 2021

Commissioner Gordon, you dog!

If you date triplets I think you got to marry them!

♩double your pleasure, double your fun…

If identical twins are dating identical twins can any of them ever be really sure of who they’re on a date with?

You’d know the difference…

A defective detective, if he can’t differentiate at close range.

When you were dating twins, did you ever see them together, and if so tell us all of the juicy and hopefully salacious details.

Yes, I DO have a zit on my chin, too.

Why?

So why have the police been called? Did Patty or Kathy Lane complain?

Must be the cocktails fogging my brain…I’m losing my touch….

No menage then.

He must be a senior detective with that sharp mind.

Well if she didn’t slap the fool out of you when you asked for the second date, it was twins.

Do what I do. Use a sharpie to make a small semi-permanent mark somewhere on her body that she is not likely to see. Then next time, check for the mark. Works for me every time (he said wishfully…)

If you dated twins, you’d know because one is hot, the other is hotter!

But what if two sets of conjoined twins fall in love (or just in lust)? Which leads to the question of what if one of each twin is very prudish. Which does which with the other and with which of which side they’re attached to the other with which they want or don’t want to do with which ever side the other who wants to do which the other wishes to do with which? And with which that seems to make the geometry become complicated. Which is why you now have a headache.

“Hmmmm, I didn’t know holding our chins like this helps you think!”

It is always nice when women come and then go. It would only be interesting if you “dated” both twins simultaneously.

And he didn’t try for a threesome?

“Hmm…”“Hmmm…”

I met two ladies on a street in Cancun one night that swore they were twin virgins – does that count?…

So possibly identical triplets, quadruplets….