Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 29, 2021

So, not botox…boohootox?

That’s a crying shame

Pore thang.

She was all right for awhile

She could smile for awhile

But she saw you last night

Her tear ducts grew so tight…

Not even Crocodile tears ?

If they cannot be kept moist, there are lubricants.

See where your filthy minds immediately went, you perverts!

Maybe she could do those book covers where her eyes role back in her head while she is doing something else? No need to cry there.

She’s such a clown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMEz0lB6hBI

Don’t worry. Maybe radio soap operas will come back in vogue. There’s also animation voice work.

And here I thought she was only being brave.

But if looks can kill…you’ve got it covered!

She: But nothing has affected by moaning ability……mmmmmm!

BLONDIE: What are you looking at, Johnny? Ha-rumpf!

JOHNNY: Nothing. I’m blind, remember? But somebody told me that she’s Sonny Boy Williamson’s woman! She can bring eyesight to the blind!

BRUNETTIE: Sorry Johnny. The only true part of that song that was true was how you can tell from the way I walk that my daddy must be a millionaire. Well, you can’t – you’re blind.

Maybe she needs to carry onions in her purse.

Oh no, not her ducts!

Hey, it’s your party! You can cry if you want to!

Cue up Huey Lewis, “I want a new duct”.

She can put her shoes under my bed anytime

You would cry too if it happened to you. (The polka dot blouse, that is!)

She’s not crying in this panel; she’s planning to steal Bill’s “jalopy”. (Boy, there’s a word you don’t hear much this century!)

Let’s hope that’s her only problem with dryness.