Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 27, 2022

I think that makes him one of the Masters of the Universe.

Xaviara Hollander said that men want to be a woman’s first love, but women want to be the man’s last great romance.

“I met a girl at the Rainbow bar

She asked me if I’d beat her

She took me back to the Hyatt house

I don’t want to talk about it"

- Warren Zevon

John, please stop drawing inspiration from my life. ;-(

And another day for Peter Parker: NYC high school student.

Won’t she be surprised with She-man shows up and sweeps her off her feet?

Every star needs an opening act…which is usually comedy relief.

She said, ‘You don’t look like my type – but I guess you’ll do…" Third rate romance, low-rent rendezvous. (The Amazing Rhythm Aces)

Gasp! Not a way to treat a fella…

GRAY-HAIRED WOMAN:* I wonder where management here at the home found a gardener willing to tend to all the bushes?

I always save Last Kiss to read last. I read every comment here. This bunch has the best and most intelligent comments of any comic strip. Of course if I leave the average will go up, but you’re not getting rid of me.

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Many guys don’t get an offer even that good.

I hear the fake ones can feel very realistic.

He man; you woman . Just get to it

Okay….but I get first right??

i’ve always been thankful that women are willing to settle for what’s available…