Lay Lines by Carol Lay for September 26, 2018

Start working through the names of French cheeses. I’ve heard that love stinks.

I love my cordless weed whacker! No more stinky, cantankerous, internal combustion engines. FIE on you, little oil-gas mix two strokes!

Screw the dictionary, get an old Roget’s thesaurus. Much more fun than the on-line versions!

Was it “chrome” or “dinette” that put her off? If he knew, then he might have a better chance to put things right.

i rather liked “Swedish apiary” and “crusty toupee.” Those’d be great names for industrial or alt-rock bands.

The sweet talk is what makes the Song of Solomon fun to read. ;)

Love can turn to an equally intense hatred. It happens all the time and is ugly.

Moral of the story……sometimes the simple truth merits simple words.

Here’s to trying