Seriously, I rented a room from a young executive in Culver City. She trained with a former Olympic track coach and ran miles every day. One day she came home and told me she had to lose 10 pounds.
“You look great. That’s crazy.”
“I have to lose ten pounds.”
“Who told you you needed to lose weight? You’d look terrible.”
“I have to lose ten pounds.”
“OK. You want to lose ten pounds and don’t care how you look?”
“Yes, yes. I have to lose ten pounds.”
I looked her straight in the eye and said, “Cut off your arm.”
cracker65 over 1 year ago
It’s not false advertising
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you’re going to do that, then just sell the parts instead. Good money in used body parts.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 1 year ago
…the restaurant next door wants to do a special on frog’s legs again?……..
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Seriously, I rented a room from a young executive in Culver City. She trained with a former Olympic track coach and ran miles every day. One day she came home and told me she had to lose 10 pounds.
“You look great. That’s crazy.”
“I have to lose ten pounds.”
“Who told you you needed to lose weight? You’d look terrible.”
“I have to lose ten pounds.”
“OK. You want to lose ten pounds and don’t care how you look?”
“Yes, yes. I have to lose ten pounds.”
I looked her straight in the eye and said, “Cut off your arm.”
I did not hear any further nonsense about that.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Reminds me of the grade school joke about how to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat. The punch line involved the head.