Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 23, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Smaug does everything in a big way.

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Lio Baggins.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    Lio didn’t know that the dragon had heartburn.

    Lio forgot the chocolate and graham cracker.

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    Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Next time ask Smaug to just use his pilot.

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    Kirokithikis  over 13 years ago

    hmm, longer stick and stand to the side?!?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    So Lio is responsible for increasing Smaug emissions.

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    zero  over 13 years ago

    Smaug - better get to NZ soon, you got a gig!

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    So that was Bilbo’s problem - no marshmallows.

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    Madhatter1903  over 13 years ago

    Smokin’!

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    Brings to mind Mongo sticking his face in the fire to light his cigar in Blazing Saddles.

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    Airboy20  over 13 years ago

    Coyoty–Good one!

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Never I say! I am never getting up late again. All the good lines were stolen from me. They looked into my sleeping mind and stole them I say .Bigger thieves than Smaug. Hmph!

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    pamlicorat  over 13 years ago

    Shel Silverstein wrote a poem about “The Dragon of Grindly Grun” who liked his damsels medium rare but they always came out well-done.

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    vzs1022  over 13 years ago

    Perfect! Thanks Smaug!

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    vzs1022  over 13 years ago

    I can’t resist…does Smaug have a brother named Paulution?

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    pawpawbear  over 13 years ago

    @vzs1022—-I cannot answer that. It seems likely. However, I heard once that Yassir Arafat had a brother named Nossir.

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    aerwalt  over 13 years ago

    Toasted marshmallows could be Hobbit forming.

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    warreno  over 13 years ago

    aerwalt, you win the internets.

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    aprilglaspie  over 13 years ago

    Tolkien family’s already called the lawyers.

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    StelBel  over 13 years ago

    I like that Smaug has a mail box. Bills? Ads? Personal correspondence?

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    Biltil Premium Member over 13 years ago

    If you just stick them up one nostril and rotate them a bit, they come out golden brown :)

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    Lola115  over 13 years ago

    Oh no, Lio! Marshmallows aren’t vegetarian! :’(

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    And he’s happy. Well, it IS Lio!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    The marshmallows may be good, but smoking can be bad for your health… especially if you make an ash of yourself.

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    Trisha_Evenstar  over 13 years ago

    SMAUG! THE HOBBIT! TOLKIEN! squeals!!!!!

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    sadiedog  over 11 years ago

    Way Over the Misty Mountains cold, through dungeons deep and caverns old… just for a roasted marshmallow?

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