Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 19, 2011

Excellent new product.

Let’s see… a can for Calvin, a can for Big Nate…

But dose it come in time to help?

I would love some.

VistaBill, not Calvin…Moe!

Every young, slightly-built lad and lassie should be issued a case of this excellent new product!

If it can eradicate the movie “The Human Stain,” that would be even better!

Oh, I could’ve used that in school!

Man, if only it were that easy.

Can that be ordered in bulk?Would be very useful for the human stains, aka, “banksters” on Wall Street.

Too bad it couldn’t help this poor little girl:http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45354766/ns/today-parenting/t/mom-bullying-drove-my—year-old-girl-suicide/#.TsemamBDa0w

“But dose it come in time to help?”

If you give the bully in question a big enough dose, yes.

Let’s see CSI find clues from this one.

…bully the bully..bully I say..just bully…

wish i had some of that when i was a kid

i like this product

Is there a TV version to use on politicians and corporate execs?

Does it also come in “Bye-Bye IRS”?

Do they make a “Bye Bye Politician”? Would be the first to buy some.

The bully is now gone!

Bully Be Gone! Excellent product now where do I get some…?

We can only hope Eva Rose doesn’t come up with something similar for removing annoying, lovesick boys.

Human stain removal? This invention is even better than sliced bread.

Every middle-school nerd should have a can of this stuff. Mace is also effective.

Lio rubbed him out!

I could have used that in school. But then 95% of my classmates would have been “wiped out.”

Go Lio go Lio!