The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 21, 2024

That goes without saying

if he’s lucky, she’ll give him the ‘silent treatment’

I’ve known people like that—they talk too much and say too little!

To Leroy, her voice sounds like the trombone noises made when the adults speak in the Peanuts cartoons.

Got that right

It’s not a matter of the number of words. It’s a matter of getting to the point (and for that matter actually HAVING a point) vs. just talking for the sake of talking.

He dressed to the nines. All the colors are in tack. Too Sharp.

Whenever she starts rambling, just say “Ahhhhh hhhh, shaddup!!”

Well done, all.