If you guys are posting parrot jokes…this woman bought this parrot, which would say, “I’m a w-h-o-r-e!” over and over again. At her wit’s end, she talked it over with her priest, who told her that he had two parrots, who said nothing but their prayers. If she left her parrot with them, surely her parrot would learn to speak politely. After the woman’s parrot was put with the priest’s parrot, and said, “I’m a w-h-o-r-e!” one of the priest’s parrots turned to the other and said, “And you thought prayer wouldn’t work!”
If you guys are posting parrot jokes…this woman bought this parrot, which would say, “I’m a w-h-o-r-e!” over and over again. At her wit’s end, she talked it over with her priest, who told her that he had two parrots, who said nothing but their prayers. If she left her parrot with them, surely her parrot would learn to speak politely. After the woman’s parrot was put with the priest’s parrot, and said, “I’m a w-h-o-r-e!” one of the priest’s parrots turned to the other and said, “And you thought prayer wouldn’t work!”