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sammy: Is grandma still at the mall?
amy: They haven't fared her yet.
lady: excuse me, my son seems to think youre mrs. claus
Can he sit in your lap?
Lola: not even if id been scotchguarded at birth.
Anyone get what the “at birth” part adds to the joke?