Lola by Todd Clark for April 24, 2023

Lola’s campaign goes smoothly until her chocolate addiction is discovered.

A likely story.

But they were classified Twix.

I have no classified documents in my bedroom.

That’s what Trump said! : )

don’t play no twix with me you silly wabbit

She should be asking what they were doing in her bedroom.

Or is it we who should be asking?

The real question here is were they Left Twix or Right Twix.

I thought Twix were for kids

One of my extra jobs onboard a nuclear sub was ship’s photographer. I had some great shots taken of the USS America taken through our periscope but I couldn’t take copies with me because the scope markings were classified (or so the Captain told me). We were pretending to be a Russian sub during war games and the photos proved that we had gotten close enough to sink the America.