Lola by Todd Clark for May 28, 2023

Then don’t drop your eaves.

Not in my house!

People are still actually getting those things?

I have one of the original Alexa’s. She is getting smarter and smarter. My Alexa is in the bedroom. Nothing but sleeping happens there. Lol.

Teach her how to use a bow!

Calls for a hammer.

Aim lower, there’s no apple on her head.

Lose the bow, pick up a shotgun.

I unplugged ours. Snoopy thing!

That’s too true. We were discussing something at my daughter’s house. Then her Google assistant started making suggestions.

I don’t have an Alexa, but if I search for an item, the ads start popping up on the computer.

This is why my 2 IT-guy stepbros keep their Alexas turned off & leave them in a closed cabinet when they don’t them listening in…& why I don’t have one!

Just aks Alexa.

If she knows, everyone else knows, whether you know it or don’t know it…..

Best you can do is destroy it.

Um, she can see too? Now that would be creepy!

Unplug it. For many of us, the convenience it offers outweighs the intrusive.