Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 02, 2015

….and nobody on the right has a deck of playing cards!

Comics existed in that time?

Let me guess… whereas the Puritans only sing pious hymns, the Impuritans prefer that heathen Plymouth Rock. (They’re going to Plymouth Rock around the clock tonight.)

Anyone on the right want to dance?

I’m sure that the real Puritans were more like the bunch on the right than ones on the left.

I’m siding with the ones on the right…

As Billy Joel sang: " I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints…the sinner are much more fun!"

The ones on the left used the dunking chairs on the ones on the right.

Hey Puritans, thanks for establishing religious legalism in the New World. It’s still alive and well here in the U.S. and largely responsible for the dim view non-believers have of Christians.

Based upon the looks on the faces of the Puritans, they just discovered the error of their ways…