Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 21, 2018

I hope those are tachyons and not odor waves.

This gives ‘two to beam up’ an entirely new perspective.

Now try to visualise what got left behind. Captain Kirk, on some planet, tunic to the waist, pants dropped to his ankles because his butt is gone…..

Spock could have a nice little side business getting rid of the crew’s love handles.

I hate to be the nit picky nerd, but it was Scottie who did the beaming up.

William Shatner’s better side.

Hmmm … so I’m guessing he didn’t wipe thoroughly that morning, eh?