Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 10, 2019

No need for Gort.

Even if they got some attention, it would soon devolve into people standing around taking videos.

How rude! Can’t you just text me? :)

Klatu barada nicto: Klatu wants a cigarette.

Apparently, Silicon Valley execs are raising their own kids screen free.

They’re getting iced out.

You don’t want to invade this planet. They all have hand tumors.

Ironic that some of these comments are undoubted written on phones.

“It appears our invasion strategy worked.”

love the guy with the phone attached to his face

“Take us to your Twitter.”

This is a good one. I like the blind guy checking his phone out.

If I were there, I’d be using mine to take pictures. I think I use it for that more than calling or texting. I often refer to it as my “camera”.

The dog is keeping up a good pace for using three legs.