Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 03, 2019

Nasty tan lines, I expect.

SPF negative 50?

The orange buffoon is wallowing in a very large tanning bed even as we speak (and no doubt watching his lap dogs on Fox).

So does this also singe off any hair the subject might possess?

Gotta keep up appearances, ain’t that right, Donny?

The denizens of Moloch wear heat retention clothing on planets like ours. Though they do go in to relax in temperatures that would bake us alive. Too bad they were the reason for the Dark Angels of the Aramaic religions changed to look like them. Bad influences.

Not accurate. Authorities are agreed that Satan/the Devil has deformed feet, maybe actually hooves of some sort rather than plantigrade appendages (but not necessarily). No idea why, but the experts all agree.

Looks red to me… a long way from “tan”.

They must have a devil of a time, not slamming their tails in the lid to the tanning bed.

Is this the Velveeta Voldemort’s secret to a healthy orange glow?

So one entered through the door but the other leaves through glass and a brick wall. The one who walks through walls must be the true Satan. Nice tan, your Gruesomeness!!!