Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 04, 2020

I’m going to take a guess here. You’re probably thinking she wearing four to many.

I see 5, but there might be more.

Well, I hope she has extras as backup!!

Those look like the paper type. Getting out of the water might be interesting.

Depends on the size. She’ll need at least 6 normal masks in the rear. :-)

One too many, in my opinion.

FOUR TOO MANY, in my opinion…

An opinion likely not shared by the wife on the beach…

A friend sent me a link with pictures of a buncha women using their masks thusly. Did you get the same link?

Speaking for the wife, barely enough ~ she could use a few more.

Thank you Dan, just what we need today.

Is he planning a masker-raid party?

Weren’t the fashionistas pushing two-piece bathing suits with matching masks this summer and calling the ensembles “trikinis”?

I don’t know where these folks are, but I’d think November is a bit cold for beachgoing.

As long as he doesn’t start tucking in his shirt…

…masks?

More important question is, which one(s) is he thinking he’d like to see her remove?

You idiot!!!! Never ask that question to your wife. And never answer that question from your wife!