Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 05, 2021

“As the world limps along??”

;-)

I give it a standing ovation

And has commercials for Viagra.

When your audience is geriatric you can get away with calling your aging, 30-something actors “the young”.

How do you tell if it’s an old man in the dark?

It ain’t hard…

The Young and the Breastless

Sir, have you no shame, no common decency. Must you make jest of us octogenarians? We are already targeted by purveyors of dental adhesives, diapers, laxatives, stool softeners, eye glasses, hemorrhoid shrinkers, arthritis cures, wrinkle removers, walk-in bath tubs and the like. And that damned Tom Selleck keeps telling me I need a reverse mortgage. Enough! Now you, one of my favorite editorial artists (see, I don’t refer to you and your contemporaries with the “C” word) have parodied us. But it is damned funny. Have a great year.

Oooh, a soap opera about young, incompetent carpenters. This week, Little Bobby tries to build a house, but fails miserably.

“Henry, were you ever unfaithful?” “Just once.” “Well, we sure could use that ‘once’ now.” Courtesy of B. Hill.

Ummm Dan? You ARE referring to their sitting position, right? And not to the impact age has had on that guy’s pocket rocket…

This is clearly my life story. i demand royalty payments deposited to my bank account! At least then something of mine would go up.

Good one Dan.