Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 05, 2022

The first row at a strip club was always known as ‘bald head row’!!

It all revolves around the shoes with women.

And they only get to see her from one side!

IDK where the right calf is going, but it’s going up

Starting to uncover and then covering up again, keeping the audience guessing as to when you’re really going to uncover, is the “tease” part of striptease, as I believe Gypsy Rose Lee once explained. Which is much more titillating than just taking it all off at one shot.

If she’s got him confused he must not be married!

The music playing during the performance “Will It Go Round In Circles” by Billy Preston.

The movie Mobius lost so much $$, he probably has to work as a stripper.

I don’t know if I’d be able to tell either, but I’d be willing to try.

He might have a better idea, if he’d quit staring at her knees.

If the focus moves up, we will see a couple of lampshades.