Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 05, 2024

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Well, I’d hate to see how you take it off!!!!

Right now I’m glad I shave my head

Grandpa Sly always said, ‘Hair today gone tomorrow!’

Seen on a t-shirt: God gave some men beautiful heads. The rest he gave hair.

Worn by a bald man.

You’re taking me back to my days reading MAD Magazine, Dan.

Call now and you will receive one free product!!!!!!

I saw a guy’s toupee fly off once. It was pretty funny.

I don’t think that’s a practical solution.

You forgot the ten penny nail to secure it with, Sly.

Well alrighty then, sign me up!

I can think of a certain blond head topping that oughta be hammered dam*ed hard by that mallet. Couldn’t make things worse for its owner.

This is why I don’t mind being bald. Trying to return to the past is expensive. And has many opportunities for humiliating accidents.

Soon I’ll be able to groom my remaining hair simply by running my hand from front to back!!!