Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 17, 2024

I’ve never asked this of an egg, but “Did he wash his hands???”

I won’t egg you on.

Doesn’t seem very eggcited about it.

Eggsilent

Just call me Dumpty.

I hope he didn’t take any Eggslax.

Well, there went breakfast.

Humpty Dumpty Sat on the canHumpty Dumpty left off the fanAll the kings horsesand all the kings menWouldn’t go near that john again

Humpty dumped.

And then he climbed the wall to watch the game.

Holy crap!

All these bad puns are making me eggcoriate!

Does NOT Look Good on Paper

Humpty Dumpty. And I ain’t following up that thought for money.

I’ll never look at scrambled eggs the same way again. :D

Bet it was “hard boiled”!!!!