Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 12, 2025

Something besides his nose is going to grow!!!!

I am surprised it is not a Hustler she is handing him.

Dude, keep up. Playboy’s been gone for five years.

No matter how much he lies It will never grow any bigger than it already is !

You know this is old. Otherwise she’d just give him a computer and say, “You know where the porn sites are.”

So I guess a woodpecker is no longer a problem.

No risk of starting a fire anymore.

Well that might help his morning wood………

Definitely the “blue” fairy!!!!!!

And yet he still gets wood. :)