Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 12, 2025

Something besides his nose is going to grow!!!!

I am surprised it is not a Hustler she is handing him.

Dude, keep up. Playboy’s been gone for five years.

No matter how much he lies It will never grow any bigger than it already is !

You know this is old. Otherwise she’d just give him a computer and say, “You know where the porn sites are.”

So I guess a woodpecker is no longer a problem.

No risk of starting a fire anymore.

Well that might help his morning wood………

Definitely the “blue” fairy!!!!!!

And yet he still gets wood. :)

Who wooden love that?

I’m sure it is some kind of “wood” joke but it’s just terrible.

Don’t forget the sandpaper.

if “its” still wood, will it shoot sawdust?

Think he will get wood?

WHERE’S JIMINY CRICKET! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!