Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 11, 2025

Legend

And when he’s not bowling, he works as the long arm of the law.

So, he’s either a bowler or the model for bowling trophies.

He rolls with a striking resemblance to that old alley cat, Stretch Kolowski, who was a framer in his spare time.

They call him “Gutter”, but it has nothing to do with his bowling ability.

Can he legally roll instead of bowl?

Got enough trophies there?

Started out with both arms that way…….got it fixed and then regressed!!!!!

My uncle was a AAA baseball pitcher. HIs right (pitching) arm was 2 inches longer than his left. 40 years after retirement it is still 2 inches longer.

He should try out for professional table tennis.

I thought maybe he bowled with his lip.

All those years of bowling championships eventually caught up with him