Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 24, 2015

Happy Birthday, Mom.

He’d go with her to show Farmer Bob… but he doesn’t really want to stick his neck out.

And what did “Honey” say to Farmer Bob?“Take my wife…. please”(Hen-ny Youngturkey)

it’s cheaper than divorce.

Neither can he!

Are you gonna axe Farmer Bob what he thinks about your lovely necklace?

Ben Franklin proposed that the turkey be our national bird. Then we’d probably have roast bald eagle for Thanksgiving.

Cheaper then divorce!

Someone’s been reading Machiavelli…

To bad she can’t read Otherwise, she’d be singing a different tune.