Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 12, 2017

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    To get to the KFC…

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    pcolli  over 7 years ago

    ’Cos you can.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Because you are making a left turn……Clyde.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    To check out the udder side.

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    Perkycat  over 7 years ago

    So even the chicken doesn’t know.

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    gammaguy  over 7 years ago

    And when he came to a river, he rowed across

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    comics guy 47  over 7 years ago

    So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar… The bartender sees them come in and says “OK, hold it right there, guys. This looks like the start of one those stereotypical bar jokes and we’re sick of those around here. I’m sorry, but you three will have to leave.” They don’t want any trouble, so they turn around and walk out, but as they’re going, a chicken walks in. The bartender does a face palm and says, “Oh no! Not another hackneyed bar joke… Listen, we don’t serve chickens here, you’ll have to leave too”. So the chicken says “You don’t serve chickens? Well do you know someplace that does?” The bartender says, “Yeah, it’s across the road”.

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    BruRomn  almost 5 years ago

    Boo…I feel asleep twice reading it waiting for the punch line

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