So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar… The bartender sees them come in and says “OK, hold it right there, guys. This looks like the start of one those stereotypical bar jokes and we’re sick of those around here. I’m sorry, but you three will have to leave.” They don’t want any trouble, so they turn around and walk out, but as they’re going, a chicken walks in. The bartender does a face palm and says, “Oh no! Not another hackneyed bar joke… Listen, we don’t serve chickens here, you’ll have to leave too”. So the chicken says “You don’t serve chickens? Well do you know someplace that does?” The bartender says, “Yeah, it’s across the road”.
PICTO over 7 years ago
To get to the KFC…
pcolli over 7 years ago
’Cos you can.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Because you are making a left turn……Clyde.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
To check out the udder side.
Perkycat over 7 years ago
So even the chicken doesn’t know.
gammaguy over 7 years ago
And when he came to a river, he rowed across
comics guy 47 over 7 years ago
So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar… The bartender sees them come in and says “OK, hold it right there, guys. This looks like the start of one those stereotypical bar jokes and we’re sick of those around here. I’m sorry, but you three will have to leave.” They don’t want any trouble, so they turn around and walk out, but as they’re going, a chicken walks in. The bartender does a face palm and says, “Oh no! Not another hackneyed bar joke… Listen, we don’t serve chickens here, you’ll have to leave too”. So the chicken says “You don’t serve chickens? Well do you know someplace that does?” The bartender says, “Yeah, it’s across the road”.
BruRomn almost 5 years ago
Boo…I feel asleep twice reading it waiting for the punch line