Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 01, 2018

Thanks for the chuckle, Dave.

Not OSB sandwiches again…?

He’ll be chewing the legs off the chair in a minute.

But it’s made from 100% post-consumer, non-chlorine bleached, recycled paper (I use it,… but I don’t eat it!)!

If it is a printed sheet make sure the ink is vegetable based.

The beaver that is speaking is apparently left-handed. ( based on how he holding utensils)

The vitamins have all been processed out and the home repairs don’t last.

At least warm it up in the photocopier.

so my recycled copy paper comes from beavers?

Some 24 pound bond, a serving of parchment, and a side of onion skin, please.

Careful, Bucky, Mom’ll ream you but good!

Not to undercut a somewhat funny strip, but beavers don’t eat wood!!!

They chew small trees in order to fell them for dam-and-lodge building purposes.

Cozmik Cowboy’s response notwithstanding, this made me laugh out loud.

One of the funnier ones today.

He’s going to give the cook a reaming.

Can we at least have some MDF?

Dammit!

These are just the wraps – wait until she brings out the good stuff with which to fill them.