Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 24, 2019

  1. Packrat
    Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Whoa, dude. It’s nothing to lose your head over!

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    H. R. Block.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    “We guarantee…no repeat offenders.” — Ed Jones

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    So that’s why they wore masks. No free advertising.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Quick…clean…fast….that’s what they all say….chop chop chop

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    e.groves  over 5 years ago

    Remember Ed “Too Tall” Jones? He played for the Dallas Cowboys.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    That’s the wrong question to ax.

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    I am not Ed Jones. I am his head spokesmodel.

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ha ha! lol!

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    danholt  over 5 years ago

    Where’s his page’s address?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Satisfaction or your removal is free.

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    Nate England  over 5 years ago

    Don’t forget to tip!

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    kr155150 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Measure twice, cut once”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Give him the chop with a blunt instrument.

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    Phrosty 12Oaks  over 5 years ago

    You’re going to argue with the man who has a sharp axe about his sign? Don’t like your head much?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    It stays up for 2 weeks or you don’t get your discount. I pay a finders fee if you recommend me to your friends.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    “I AM the sharpest tool in the box!”

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    How much does he charge? If you have to ax, you can’t afford it.

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    Zykoic  over 5 years ago

    Just like the fees at Edward Jones!

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    He only works with basket cases.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    …and drop ins.

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    Shar315  over 5 years ago

    who is going to tell him he can’t?

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