Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 01, 2021

He hasn’t filled out the form yet she knows his name is “Shortly”…?

She’s not helping matters at all!!!

I knew it!

he knows that she’s just trying to distract him with the form…

It’s not paranoia if the receptionist is right – if everyone really is (will be) out to get him.

She cured him. If everyone’s out to get you, then you’re Not paranoid!

Notice all of the chairs have their backs to the wall…

So – he’s a conservative?

There is no place to sit, the room is crowded.

“Even at home, on my stationary exercise bike, I have a rearview mirror.”

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

Counterproductive. Reminds me of the firearms instructor who was screaming in my ear, “You’re shaking. Relax or you’re going to fail!”

Run for it. Her name is Hillary.

Way to drum up business.

Paranoia strikes deep/Into your life it will creep/It starts when you’re always afraid/Step out of line, the men come and take you away

Lol.