My wife makes this concoction that she calls soup and I call vegetable slurry. It is made up of leftovers. It never tastes the same, is always delicious and has enough vitamins to keep an adult going for abut two months.
The problem is that it is so dense, it is impervious to microwaves. It could be used to shield nuclear reactors. So when you put it in the microwave for 30 seconds, the top and sides of the container approach that of the surface of the sun while the interior stays at refrigerator temperature.
After each “nuking” you have to take it out and stir it around. You need to repeat this process about seven times all to the growing impatience of the queue forming behind you.
This is why I schedule my lunches outside “prime time.”
I am aware of breakroom etiquette.
My wife makes this concoction that she calls soup and I call vegetable slurry. It is made up of leftovers. It never tastes the same, is always delicious and has enough vitamins to keep an adult going for abut two months.
The problem is that it is so dense, it is impervious to microwaves. It could be used to shield nuclear reactors. So when you put it in the microwave for 30 seconds, the top and sides of the container approach that of the surface of the sun while the interior stays at refrigerator temperature.
After each “nuking” you have to take it out and stir it around. You need to repeat this process about seven times all to the growing impatience of the queue forming behind you.
This is why I schedule my lunches outside “prime time.”