Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 25, 2022

This looks like a job for…

NINJA SLOTH!

Step… by… step……slowly they turn….

Everyone is invited to hang around after the meeting.

You’ll get there. Eventually.

But I can’t tell you my name.

That´s one fast sloth, a REAL sloth would put it off until another day.

Where’s the training class to be a Ninja?

Shouldn’t those signs be upside down?

“Things move slowly here. Everyone try to keep up”.

Instead of chairs, shouldn’t they be hanging from trees?

The Chinese say a journey of 1,000 miles begins with one single step. For me, that’s where it also ends. Or maybe enough steps to get to the saloon, I’m not a total sloth.

If you want to see something right out of a horror movie, image search wet sloth.

This program started out slowly, and went down hill from there.

“First step…ask her out and treat her like a lady. Second step…. tell her she’s the one you’re dreaming of. Third step.. take her in your arms, and never let her go…”