Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 13, 2022

You know this just might catch on.

Scarves or scarfs? My favorite dictionary (Amer. Herit. 4th Ed.) shows both. Discuss among yourselves.

(What do I know? I grew up thinking the plural of roof was rooves.)

There will be a scarf subscription pitch soon.

Until I read what he said, I thought that was a big fruit by the foot roll.

Better scarf up the scarves at the store.

I see they put out a festive roll… only for guests of course.

I scarf at your impertinence!

Balaclava’s work great.

Charmin scarves…nifty.

Tom Baker’s house?

She’s rolling them out like mad.

Now comes the great debate over whether the roll should go over or under.

Once that roller starts to make noise it’s time for some new mufflers.

That’s great, scarves of many colors. But how do you get to the one that matches your clothes?

That roller has more mufflers than your local Meineke.