Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 22, 2023

Alextortion.

She knows too much and must be silenced!

So…. Would she be a Wise Guy or just a Mob Moll?

It would be a shame if something would happen to Marty’s Internoodles bandwidth or reliability.

A.I. is always listening to you and it knows everything about you. SCARY!

nah, but there are a couple of guys whose names start with B & G you know who they are, they could use a couple of visits.

Milo is really getting into his character

She’d probably send a Roomba to give Marty a rumble.

Have the other guy’s Alexa start going off at 2AM playing the funeral dirge.

And she’ll pin it on Siri.

“Oh, a Wise AI, huh!?”

The deadly “Amazon Voice” influencer…

The Godfeather speaks…

Alexa will interrupt our conversation if it thinks we were talking to it, but it won’t respond when we say ‘stop spying on us, Alexa’

Personal assistant, the Mob version.

“If Marty’s a problem for ya’, I’ll get him Mafia back.”