Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 28, 2023

What about the guy who posted 500 of those like that?

Sudden funny gag!

“Doc, it only hurts when I do this.”

“Well, stop doing that!”

Having had back pain (relieved by great surgery) I am “painfully” aware of the delicate nature of our bodies. It doesn’t take much to lay us out and change our lives. To this day, when I get out of bed, she says, “Be careful getting up” or “Watch your back.” Advice not to be taken lightly.

On the lighter side, you get to pick out a really cool cane. I couldn’t find one with a hidden sword, so I opted for the one that holds a pint of gin. Even now, when I don’t need it (but keep it handy), I’m tempted to use it. People tend to be helpful when they encounter an old crip like me with his 80 proof cane. Never went for the parking privileges though. Walking has been helpful, plus the further out you park, the easier it is to pull out of the parking space. There’s usually an up side, some are just harder to find…

In Small Print:

“If you are reading this sign, call Dr. Seymour Payne for an adjustment.”

Reminds me of the heavy pack I used to carry. Eight weeks of serious pain cured me.

The art of effective ad placement. And the power of suggestion.

Only when I move.

Seen just before the piano falls out of the 3d floor window above him.

Perhaps pole dancing will help.

Very clever!

Then there is the sudden neck pain when the pack slides up and hits him in the head.

Just another footnote.

Very funny! They’ll be lined up outsideThe munchkins Chiropractic practice.

What a dirty, lowdown trick!

OK I’m waiting for Crackle and Pop next.

Well, now that you mention it…