Now watch the escargot!
Not going to happen.
Picturing the self-checkout line.
What? I thought I was sprinting.
Be grateful that manners are being put on display for a change.
I’m not running.
So that’s how you tell the males from the females; the male snails open doors
I assume that isn’t a fast food place,
I’m sure he’s used to waiting, it’ll take him some time to get through the door himself.
That’s the way slugs go; ride’em cowboy, ever so slow!
My maternal grandmother had a saying which I have come to adopt—“If I have to hurry, I don’t go.”
November 25, 2017
Pocosdad 14 days ago
Now watch the escargot!
saylorgirl 14 days ago
Not going to happen.
Bellboy 14 days ago
Picturing the self-checkout line.
MRBLUESKY529 14 days ago
What? I thought I was sprinting.
Anters55 14 days ago
Be grateful that manners are being put on display for a change.
ladykat 14 days ago
I’m not running.
mindjob 14 days ago
So that’s how you tell the males from the females; the male snails open doors
Lablubber 14 days ago
I assume that isn’t a fast food place,
cuzinron47 14 days ago
I’m sure he’s used to waiting, it’ll take him some time to get through the door himself.
guitarpicker56 14 days ago
That’s the way slugs go; ride’em cowboy, ever so slow!
Chris Sherlock 14 days ago
My maternal grandmother had a saying which I have come to adopt—“If I have to hurry, I don’t go.”