Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 05, 1995

Transcript:

Luann: Which do you wanna hear, "discover the real you," "the 10 day diet," "look like a model" or "finding Mr. Right?" Bernice: They're all bogus. Bernice: "the real you is just you. Diets don't work. no one can look like a model. "Mr. Right" is a myth. Luann: I see. Well, what about "pessimistic bores who can't even hope or dream"? Bernice: how about "Girls with unrealistic fantasies: a way to set goals and improve your life?" Bernice: More like "fantasies: a dumb waste of time"! Luann: Well, "why argue with someone who's gonna end up a lonely old maid?" Bernie: "Why hand out with an idiot who you have nothing in common with?" Luann:" Joey Lawrence reveals his secret sex fantasies!" Bernice: Let's hear that!