Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 27, 2000
Transcript:
Luann is sitting on the couch watching TV. Frank says to Luann, "I stopped at the pool today - they need a cashier. You cashiered at WeenieWorld, right?" Frank continues, "I picked up an application." Silence. Frank to Nancy, "How can I fight such laziness." Nancy responds, "It's not laziness you're fighting, Hon. It's Oprah."
Oprah’s no joke. I lived in Chicago and when she retired the mayor threw her a rally. Attendance was practically mandatory.