Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 26, 2011
February 25, 2011
February 27, 2011
Transcript:
Tiffany says, "Phelps said I can't do a 'Miss Pitts' pageant. Too hurtful to the ones who get cut" Crystal says, "She has a point" Tiffany says, "Why is it ok to say 'you're the best athlete, you're the best musician, you're the best speller' but not 'you're the best looking'?" Crystal says, "Hm. You have a point..." Tiffany says, "Know what? I'll do my own pageant. Call it something else. something with real sizzle!" Crystal says, "What about 'Miss Spitts'? What sizzles"
Because, Tiffany, you can actually BE the best athlete, musician, or speller, because there are actually ways to measure those. Take athlete, for example: speed, strength, stamina, agility, flexibility, etc can be measured. But everyone has a different opinion of beauty. Your definition, for example, is superficial, skin-deep, egotistical, artificial, pathetic, fake, and ****ed-up.