Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 27, 2011
Transcript:
Luann: "So how was your date with Rosa?" Gunther: "Flawless! No glitches, no malfunctions. Just smooth sailing!" Luann: "You sound like it was a NASA mission. Tell me how you two got along. Was there chemistry? A goodnight kiss?" Gunther: "I'm not the type to kiss and tell" Luann: "Gunther, you're the type to kiss and BABBLE about it for days" Gunther: "Yes, but technically, babbling isn't telling"
wiselad about 13 years ago
but babbling is full of UMs Gunther
barbarasbrute about 13 years ago
OOooh, no… Check out his posture, eyes and mouth. He’s growing up.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Gunther may be faking, but it’s Luann that is prying and being the agent of gossip here! C’mon, Luann, back off and respect Gunther and Rosa’s privacy!
lance96816 about 13 years ago
Way to go Gunther!
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
And in the end, this is why even nerdy dorky guys can get the ladies’ attention (like Rosa): they can keep secrets and be discreet.Sort of.Anyway, it is very gentlemanly behaviour and the usual “jock” caricature has no idea about it.
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Don’t worry,Luann.You can ALL of the details from Rosa. Girls love to talk,and they are painfully truthful.
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Gunther – Not the type to kiss and tell? Not the type to kiss – period.
chicken 33 about 13 years ago
Malfunctions? Wardrobe malfunctions?
wiselad about 13 years ago
its different having hands on hips and having arms extended, that is all
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
It took everybody pushing from all sides to make the date happen, and now he is going to keep it to himself? He comes running into the library to tell Luann he had the date, but will share no details?
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
“It was great……..we went to the movies, I sat in the 5th row and she sat in the 10th”
weblais about 13 years ago
Gunther did not kiss Rosa. But Rosa may have kissed Gunther.
TexTech about 13 years ago
Aw c’mon Doc. At least a few of us are interesting even in the midst of all our babbling.
froglunch about 13 years ago
What do you wanna bet that Rosa has an entirely different view on the date? Or that Gunther is just too confused about it to make sense of how it actually went?
Cathy38c about 13 years ago
Now for 2nd base…
spirit2002 about 13 years ago
It would be different if he was on “Babble-on 5”.
tcity about 13 years ago
Come out of the closet Gunther.
ChappellGirl5 about 13 years ago
I wish there were a “thumbs up, thumbs down” option on this site. Sometimes I think some of the comments are unnecessary & just this side of being smut, so are just shy of needing flagging. A thumbs down option would let them know how many people think they’re pushing it when it would be too harsh to flag them (or they’re just plain idiotic). It would also show some how many people think their comments are intelligent, funny, insightful, etc., without having to hit “reply” to do it. Like thumbs down to all the flakes who insist that Gunther & Quill are gay.
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
Jug, I don’t generally respond to “Devil’s Advocate” posts but I think a few notes are called for this time. 1) Several posts over time have suggested that Gunther is gay and/or he needs to come out of the closet. I’m not interested enough to track them down. 2) I hadn’t seen a profile of Luann’s audience so I’d be interested on what data shows that it is “strongly gay”. 3) I haven’t read Archie for years so I’ll take your word that there is a gay character. 4) I suspect that you may be right that “most gays are liberal” because they want laws to change so they can get more rights for their lifestyle – Republicans tend to be more conservative. 5) Lastly, I don’t think Greg needs to “tap into this audience” to be successful – he seems to be doing well just the way he draws it now.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
What clues did Greg lay out that Quill is gay? Do tell.
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
Oh, thats RIGHT right, Luann.Just get all IN Gunther’s busniness.Its NOT like he asked You what YOU and Quill DID on New Year’s Eve.
But You know what….,
Gunther, ANSWER Luann’s question by saying “HERE, let me SHOW You!”
Then take her by the arms.And then give her the most PASSIONATE kiss on the mouth, ever.Then as she stands there, SHOCKED, SHAKEN, and CONFUSED, RESUME placing books on the shelf.Like NOTHING happened….,
wiselad about 13 years ago
ZacBSM, basically he(or she) thinks (or most likely pretends the thought)that because Q has not shown much interest in women(except in being friends with Lue) and prefers to go on “non-dates” with Lue, plus fact that he wants to be an actor in plays and be a dancer, that it means he must be a “in the closet gay” who wants to pretend he is straight———————— as I said, is most likely that jughead posts what he posts to get reactions, not because he(or she) really thinks that
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
What, You DON’T like Liver???Seriously, Gunther didn’t THINK that way years ago when he and Luann had THEIR 1st Kiss.As I recall Luann Really, REALLY liked it.
Oh, and afterward, she QUICKLY Told ALL of Her friends about it….,
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
Yeah, I think it’s P-retty G-ood too ;-)
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Girls can take it a couple of ways, If you don’t talk about your date, obviously you didn’t enjoy it.
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
Not a single detail, huh Gunth? After all the effort your friends put forth to make this happen for you? And you wonder why you don’t fit in?
serenasakitty about 13 years ago
If everyone behaved the way some people think they should, no one would speak or interact in any way.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
Oh. That was a musical play. I forgot. John Travolta acted in a musical film twice…Saturday Night Fever and Grease…and he is very hetero. So, @Jughead, there is no point in stereotyping. Quill can be very well another John Travolta. I also quite seriously doubt Greg is interested in featuring another Kevin Keller. Ann is enough, and she is part-time character, and that in itself is sufficient for the homo story arc. I don’t think he is interested in a full-time homo character.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
Rolling my eyes here…there are churches whose pastors will marry same-sex couples – a ceremony with blessing without the legal documentation. Some pastors believe in equal rights and are open minded. I know Catholic is very much against homosexuality and will be their stronghold for long time to come but other religions are now turning the other way. Pastors cannot go against their parishioners who may have homo members in the family. I personally attended a church wedding of a gay couple. It was nice and ordinary, pretty much the same as a hetero wedding. Not only that, more and more states are now allowing legal gay marriages. Many states have domestic partner rights already in place.Sounds like you are against homosexuality? People who stereotype tend to be prejudicial.
Eleanorln over 12 years ago
Fu there nose is all weird and twisty!!!
Faith :) almost 9 years ago
I’m just gonna guess there was nothing