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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 10, 2012
March 09, 2012
March 11, 2012
Transcript:
Rosa: "We don't have to worry about Leslie Knox anymore - thanks to you, Gunther. You've really grown"
Gunther: "Zero to here, huh?"
Rosa: "You've never been a zero to me"
Gunther: "Oh. Well, um..."
Rosa: "In MOST areas"
Gunther: "Yes. I'm rather... um..."
Has ANYONE ever met a Gay man who is awkward around women? Why should they be awkward?Gunther’s uncertainty about this hot girl is the most definite proof that he is possibly the LEAST Gay character here.Same sort of thing is going on with Quill and Luann (remember her?), both are so attracted to each other that they are scared of making fools of themselves.I have a theory that the bold, forthright guys who have never had shyness or fear of women are really latent Gay. The older I am getting, the more likely it seems. My fears are behind me, age has helped. Age has also been kind to my sixty year old brother (formerly dorkus maximus in his teens) exudes so much confidence that women half his age seek him out. I thought he was joking until I saw it happening last month. He was such a dork until his early twenties.
Has ANYONE ever met a Gay man who is awkward around women? Why should they be awkward?Gunther’s uncertainty about this hot girl is the most definite proof that he is possibly the LEAST Gay character here.Same sort of thing is going on with Quill and Luann (remember her?), both are so attracted to each other that they are scared of making fools of themselves.I have a theory that the bold, forthright guys who have never had shyness or fear of women are really latent Gay. The older I am getting, the more likely it seems. My fears are behind me, age has helped. Age has also been kind to my sixty year old brother (formerly dorkus maximus in his teens) exudes so much confidence that women half his age seek him out. I thought he was joking until I saw it happening last month. He was such a dork until his early twenties.