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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 10, 2012
March 09, 2012
March 11, 2012
Transcript:
Rosa: "We don't have to worry about Leslie Knox anymore - thanks to you, Gunther. You've really grown"
Gunther: "Zero to here, huh?"
Rosa: "You've never been a zero to me"
Gunther: "Oh. Well, um..."
Rosa: "In MOST areas"
Gunther: "Yes. I'm rather... um..."
Since when does being shy and awkward around women automatically translate to being gay? Welcome to 2012, people ā that stereotype is as dated (and as inaccurate) as last yearās newspaper headings!
Has ANYONE ever met a Gay man who is awkward around women? Why should they be awkward?Guntherās uncertainty about this hot girl is the most definite proof that he is possibly the LEAST Gay character here.Same sort of thing is going on with Quill and Luann (remember her?), both are so attracted to each other that they are scared of making fools of themselves.I have a theory that the bold, forthright guys who have never had shyness or fear of women are really latent Gay. The older I am getting, the more likely it seems. My fears are behind me, age has helped. Age has also been kind to my sixty year old brother (formerly dorkus maximus in his teens) exudes so much confidence that women half his age seek him out. I thought he was joking until I saw it happening last month. He was such a dork until his early twenties.
It seems that Rosa has had her eyes on Gunther for a while. In the second panel, it looks like she wants to adjoin her lips to Guntherās. However, he has thrust that piece of paper in front of his face, thus thwarting her intentions. That is why she looks peeved in the last panel.
And yes, I know it is just a cartoon, but I am disappointed that it was all going so well until she put her hand on his shoulder. She is too young to understand why.
Gunther fears doing something wrong (heās not sure exactly what) and losing this beautiful girl who actually likes him. He wants to do something, but is tied up in knots inside. If only Rosa can be a little more explicit, in a gentle way, he will respond!
Iām kind of surprised by the acid comments. This is a comic about teenage awkwardness. It is completely common (and normal) for teenage boys to be totally shy around girls they like. Donāt you guys ever spend time around teenagers?
I really feel sorry for Rosa. She has done everything she could, short of losing her dignity, to make her intentions known to Gunther. Even if she resorted to āTiffany Techniquesā it would do no good. What will it take for Gunther to ācome of ageā?
From Yesterdays coments:I have lost track of this comic strip for a whiledue to personal stuff. Zach refreshed my memory metioning Dirk ,her former boyfriend. I remember him being over agressive. What exactly happened with that situation with him being jailed? Thanks.
Ease up a little Rosa. After a lifetime of being put down teased, made fun of or not getting this type of attention he is so not used to this type of situation. It took me a while before I got out of my shell too. Most girls I knew just hung around me long enough to pass math or science class and they never bothered with me again.
Not gay, only a fool would think that..Heās a teen and they are afraid of making a mistake or being thought of a being fool..He also scared he if does make a mistake she wonāt want to be with him any more. Basically he doesnāt know what to do, or how to do it. Even kissing..Again, not gay, just scared.
Get out the cables, Rosa. Gunther needs a jump start. One hand on either side of the head, and pull him into a smothering kiss. If that doesnāt do it, Iām afraid youād better just give up, because Gunther doesnāt have the emotional maturity yet to handle a boy/girl relationship.
Having been EXACTLY where Gunther is right nowā¦. No, definitely NOT gay. Just so utterly terrified of doing the wrong thing, making the wrong moveā¦ OK, so if I try to kiss her on the cheek, will she cry ārapeā? Some guys do subconsciously (or not-so-subconsciously) fear the rejection of being misunderstood in the aggressive direction. Or are just utterly clueless when their hormones get in the way of a perfectly-good friendship, having little or no experience with such advanced relationships. Problem with being a late-bloomer; also, as mentioned, a possible victim of an over-protective parent; or an overly-strict religious upbringing, and Gunther hasnāt separated the allegory from the truth beneath it.
cdward: They havenāt been around teens because they fear someone will think they are pedophiles (or really are and are hiding it). The real question is why they donāt remember when they were that age. It may take a professional to help them answer that.
Gunther is very realistic, that terror of āthe closer you think you are, the more you have to loseā was very real to me as a teen. Rosa, on the other hand, isnāt very realistic at all. Why is she this fixated on a guy that half the posters in this forum canāt stand? A lot of real girls have self esteem problems too. When a boy keeps shying away from their advances, they feel puzzled, insecure, and worry there is something wrong with them. I hope she wonāt stay a 2 dimensional character for very long. She should drop Gunther for awhile. Maybe one day, when heās more mature, they can be togetherā¦
Tiffany is so shallow she is a comic character, and I LoVE her! I burst out laughing when she squealed āThis is like a movie!ā when she and Quill had the same flight to California. What I want to see is Gunther play Cyrano for Ox who is in love with Tiffany (or Rosa, how about that). Except Iād get lynched by other posters for asking for more Gunther, ha ha ha!
Well, heās not gutless, as evidenced by how he dealt with Knox, and heās clearly no āmo, so Rosaās just going to have to take him in the library and make a man out of him.
Hi All:OK. Just wondering what ever happened with dirk? I read in some of yesterdays comments that he was in jail for some reason or anoter. I have recently started reading louanne again after some time due to some stuff happeneng. OK thanks.
Gunter is responding as a nerd not a gay. A gay is comfortable around opposite sex, whereas a a nerd gets uncomfortable around anyone that he likes, be it a girl or a guy.
How I remember. Actually am so out of practice and surprised that younger women sometimes hang around meā¦Iām just about as awkward as he is.
Iām pretty old, and theyāre prettyā¦and young. How much and what can I give them? Hmmmā¦might as well find out. Been a fool before, huh. Might get some pleasure here, so Iāll follow up this time. Take it further.
I like Gunther & Rosa, but Iād really like to see Crystal get a good storyline, instead of just dropping one-liners and zingers. I totally love the ditzy Tiffany, but Toni & Brad & TJ donāt float my boat.
ShagsCA almost 13 years ago
Oh, just kiss him, Rosa! He wonāt start things, as you knowā¦
Shooter918 almost 13 years ago
Heās shyā¦having an overprotective mother will do that to a guy.
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
Since when does being shy and awkward around women automatically translate to being gay? Welcome to 2012, people ā that stereotype is as dated (and as inaccurate) as last yearās newspaper headings!
Bashis almost 13 years ago
LOL
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Has ANYONE ever met a Gay man who is awkward around women? Why should they be awkward?Guntherās uncertainty about this hot girl is the most definite proof that he is possibly the LEAST Gay character here.Same sort of thing is going on with Quill and Luann (remember her?), both are so attracted to each other that they are scared of making fools of themselves.I have a theory that the bold, forthright guys who have never had shyness or fear of women are really latent Gay. The older I am getting, the more likely it seems. My fears are behind me, age has helped. Age has also been kind to my sixty year old brother (formerly dorkus maximus in his teens) exudes so much confidence that women half his age seek him out. I thought he was joking until I saw it happening last month. He was such a dork until his early twenties.
DaJellyBelly almost 13 years ago
It seems that Rosa has had her eyes on Gunther for a while. In the second panel, it looks like she wants to adjoin her lips to Guntherās. However, he has thrust that piece of paper in front of his face, thus thwarting her intentions. That is why she looks peeved in the last panel.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
In brief, Men are only shy around people they really want to get involved with.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
And yes, I know it is just a cartoon, but I am disappointed that it was all going so well until she put her hand on his shoulder. She is too young to understand why.
TheNihilist almost 13 years ago
The shy and ackweird phase of teen romances. Where the wanting is better than the getting. At least it isnāt too sticky sweet ā yet
ComicLaff almost 13 years ago
Damn boy, she likes ya! Respond like a Man!!
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Iām glad he expanded his wardrobe to blue plaid!
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Maybe he really wishes he was a six or a nine or both!
violinrules almost 13 years ago
what a wimp!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Gunther fears doing something wrong (heās not sure exactly what) and losing this beautiful girl who actually likes him. He wants to do something, but is tied up in knots inside. If only Rosa can be a little more explicit, in a gentle way, he will respond!
cdward almost 13 years ago
Iām kind of surprised by the acid comments. This is a comic about teenage awkwardness. It is completely common (and normal) for teenage boys to be totally shy around girls they like. Donāt you guys ever spend time around teenagers?
draksig almost 13 years ago
Please be the end of the bully story?
chicken 33 almost 13 years ago
Purse hanging on desk. I knew it a real one would fall off but this being a modern school some one would lift it. Most likely a teacher.
Detroit1967 almost 13 years ago
I really feel sorry for Rosa. She has done everything she could, short of losing her dignity, to make her intentions known to Gunther. Even if she resorted to āTiffany Techniquesā it would do no good. What will it take for Gunther to ācome of ageā?
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Whew! When you started talking about Gunther worrying about āend gameā I was expecting something else prematurely.
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
Back to a babbling idiot! How sad.
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
Les has got him by the coller, lifted of the floor, and his thinking is clear as a bell. Rosa places on hand on him and he completely shuts down.
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
Come on Guther get your game onā¦..
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
From Yesterdays coments:I have lost track of this comic strip for a whiledue to personal stuff. Zach refreshed my memory metioning Dirk ,her former boyfriend. I remember him being over agressive. What exactly happened with that situation with him being jailed? Thanks.
Hugh Manatee almost 13 years ago
Square peg, round holeā¦and this interminable arc isnāt going anywhere. I frigginā give up.
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
Ease up a little Rosa. After a lifetime of being put down teased, made fun of or not getting this type of attention he is so not used to this type of situation. It took me a while before I got out of my shell too. Most girls I knew just hung around me long enough to pass math or science class and they never bothered with me again.
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
@Mordock999:I remember in the movie āLadybugsā Rodney Dangerfield said, āOne thing for sure. Soccer has alot of Ballsā.
ekw555 almost 13 years ago
Kranadon has the lovely combination of neanderthal thinking & Flyers logo.sort of goes hand in hand . . .
Finbar Gurdy Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Kranadonās gayā¦
Nelly55 almost 13 years ago
so flagged for being inappropriate
doctormcq almost 13 years ago
Why is shy āgayā? What is wrong with shy?
doctormcq almost 13 years ago
first descent comment in weeks!
tomshelly1990 almost 13 years ago
How long is Greg gonna string us along with this story line? For Heavenās sake and our sanityā¦..Gunth, lay a lip lock on that Hottie!!!
smiling4Him almost 13 years ago
AWKward!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Not gay, only a fool would think that..Heās a teen and they are afraid of making a mistake or being thought of a being fool..He also scared he if does make a mistake she wonāt want to be with him any more. Basically he doesnāt know what to do, or how to do it. Even kissing..Again, not gay, just scared.
Airman almost 13 years ago
Get out the cables, Rosa. Gunther needs a jump start. One hand on either side of the head, and pull him into a smothering kiss. If that doesnāt do it, Iām afraid youād better just give up, because Gunther doesnāt have the emotional maturity yet to handle a boy/girl relationship.
bryan42 almost 13 years ago
Iām not sure, of course, but judging by his comments on various comics my guess is that Kranadon is the new name of JohnAbrahms.
ILikeMeSomeComics almost 13 years ago
Youāll die a virgin, Gunth.
clanclayton almost 13 years ago
Amen
dblbaraje almost 13 years ago
Gunther is a late bloomer (nothing to do with gay)!
RadioTom almost 13 years ago
Having been EXACTLY where Gunther is right nowā¦. No, definitely NOT gay. Just so utterly terrified of doing the wrong thing, making the wrong moveā¦ OK, so if I try to kiss her on the cheek, will she cry ārapeā? Some guys do subconsciously (or not-so-subconsciously) fear the rejection of being misunderstood in the aggressive direction. Or are just utterly clueless when their hormones get in the way of a perfectly-good friendship, having little or no experience with such advanced relationships. Problem with being a late-bloomer; also, as mentioned, a possible victim of an over-protective parent; or an overly-strict religious upbringing, and Gunther hasnāt separated the allegory from the truth beneath it.
ewalnut almost 13 years ago
Come on Gunther. You want to be alone all your life? Give her what she wants or youāll lose her.
VirginiaCityLady almost 13 years ago
My thoughts exactly: KISS HIM!
Bucinka almost 13 years ago
A classroom isnāt the best place for a first kiss. They really need some more privacy.
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
cdward: They havenāt been around teens because they fear someone will think they are pedophiles (or really are and are hiding it). The real question is why they donāt remember when they were that age. It may take a professional to help them answer that.
Airman almost 13 years ago
I also agree with Nelly55. That term has no place in this forum.
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
Finish the sentence, Gunther. āYes, Iām ratherā¦ umā¦awkward around lovely women, especially ones that I LIKE a lot.ā
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
Good thing I wasnāt drinking my coffee when i read this.
shotsy5 almost 13 years ago
what has happened to their noses???
Hoodude almost 13 years ago
Rosaās so hawt she smokes.But sheās not getting what she wants either.Wonderā¦
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
No, heās not. Gay men are not this awkward around women. I know because I am a gay man and most of my friends are female.
MelvinLott almost 13 years ago
Finally! A voice of reason
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
: )still growing, i seeā¦
Gerry Lee almost 13 years ago
Gunther is very realistic, that terror of āthe closer you think you are, the more you have to loseā was very real to me as a teen. Rosa, on the other hand, isnāt very realistic at all. Why is she this fixated on a guy that half the posters in this forum canāt stand? A lot of real girls have self esteem problems too. When a boy keeps shying away from their advances, they feel puzzled, insecure, and worry there is something wrong with them. I hope she wonāt stay a 2 dimensional character for very long. She should drop Gunther for awhile. Maybe one day, when heās more mature, they can be togetherā¦
Tiffany is so shallow she is a comic character, and I LoVE her! I burst out laughing when she squealed āThis is like a movie!ā when she and Quill had the same flight to California. What I want to see is Gunther play Cyrano for Ox who is in love with Tiffany (or Rosa, how about that). Except Iād get lynched by other posters for asking for more Gunther, ha ha ha!
greg_liu almost 13 years ago
Well, heās not gutless, as evidenced by how he dealt with Knox, and heās clearly no āmo, so Rosaās just going to have to take him in the library and make a man out of him.
Chocoloop almost 13 years ago
Okay dude, letās end this story line which has been so boring. Letās start a new thread with Luann. Itās called Luann, not Gunther. Just sayin
Mr. Tinkles almost 13 years ago
It would be easier if he could accept a compliment!
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
Hi All:OK. Just wondering what ever happened with dirk? I read in some of yesterdays comments that he was in jail for some reason or anoter. I have recently started reading louanne again after some time due to some stuff happeneng. OK thanks.
lance96816 almost 13 years ago
Gunter is responding as a nerd not a gay. A gay is comfortable around opposite sex, whereas a a nerd gets uncomfortable around anyone that he likes, be it a girl or a guy.
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
doubt it. heās probably just getting tired of this Happy Days garbage, too.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
How I remember. Actually am so out of practice and surprised that younger women sometimes hang around meā¦Iām just about as awkward as he is.
Iām pretty old, and theyāre prettyā¦and young. How much and what can I give them? Hmmmā¦might as well find out. Been a fool before, huh. Might get some pleasure here, so Iāll follow up this time. Take it further.
Airman almost 13 years ago
I like Gunther & Rosa, but Iād really like to see Crystal get a good storyline, instead of just dropping one-liners and zingers. I totally love the ditzy Tiffany, but Toni & Brad & TJ donāt float my boat.
webgrunt almost 13 years ago
This gag is becoming extremely overused.