Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 21, 2012
April 20, 2012
April 22, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "So when Eiffel tried to take the crown, Shannon bit her!" Shannon: "Let ME tell!" Brad: "Ok, you tell" Shannon: "I bit her!" Brad: "Wow. What'd she taste like? Curdled milk? Dead rat?" Toni: "And so the little girl smote the evil witch" Shannon: "I;m queen of the world, Bwad!" Brad: "Think she needs a rabies shot?"
So Toni, who supposedly has EMT training, lets Shannon bite someone hard enough to draw blood, then just walks off smirking while the woman is still bleeding (and at risk of getting a really bad infection; human bites are dangerous), and then goes home and brags about it. Tell me again why Ann is the “evil witch” here rather than Toni. All Ann did was act as manager of her business, and ask Brad to stop loafing around with his girlfriend during his shift, just like any other manager would do. Oh, the horror.