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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 16, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "I've decided to go to the local junior college" Delta: "Smart. Get your basics done" Luann: "That's what my mom said" Bernice: "They have a good drama department" Luann: "My dad said that. I was thinking of Julliard, but-" Delta: "Julliard?! That's the creme of the creme, Luann!" Bernice: "And exPENsive!" Luann: "I have you two. Why do I need parents?" Delta: "Well, I don't cook" Bernice: "I'm not fond of teenagers"
You people are such dream thieves. Stealing the dreams of your children, and condemning them to live middle class…rubbish. Rubbish I tell you. The proper answer to Luann’s dream was: Okay. Earn the Scholarship to go there. Here are the requirements to earn the scholarship. Accomplish them, and make us proud.