Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 19, 2012

“Farrell?”

so did Tiff come up with her own “stage name”, or is some other local girl, who really is named Tawnee Farrell, have a part in the film?

the sad part is…………… that the only 2 Tawnees in IMDB are porn actresses

Tiff is just like my sister with her plays and acting. They are the type of person who is acting all parts of evryday life, on stage, or not. It’s all in the performance for the attention.

Sheesh.

Even in the Comic Strip world the “Press” gets it ALL Wrong!!!

Crystal is looking far, far hotter than “Tawnee” Farrell today! Wrong one was in the movie….

Tiffany’s first starring role – “The Paris Hilton Story”….

That mistake will take a few seconds to sink in…

In the first panel, I think that is the fist time Crystal has ever looked genuinely interested in anything towards Tiffany!

Sounds like an Indian girl, but looks like quackers. Will we be able to find her in the movie or will we have to look at it is slo-mo, frame by frame?

I thought Tiff’s stage name was Sheraton St Louis.

Tiff may wear stilettos but let’s not limp to conclusions.

Crystal…!

I hope were all here, when Tiff has that great fall!

Has Crystal ever worn colors like red before? I know everyone wants to comment on that next. heh. I love this comic. anyway!

then again, Elwoods movie isn’t exactly Shakespeare either, so Tiff isn’t THAT much of a stretch….especially in a strip where every blah guy (Brad, Gunther, Knute, Mr. DeGroot) is paired with basically a babe, while the TJ’s and Dirks get the action of a Benedictine monk. I mean, Charlie Brown should trasfer here; the little red-haired girl would be beating down his door, lol.

I am SOOOOO heartily glad for her.

I’m sure they meant tawdry, there is no editing in papers today.

Oh Tiff, you’re so funny! That’s why we love you:)

It’s nice to see Crystal wearing a red blouse today. It suits her. She looks great.

And what exactly has Crystal accomplished lately, aside from constant sarcasm? Would it kill her to say something positive for once? Getting even a tiny part in a film would be a big deal in a teenage girl’s life! Even if she’s just onscreen for a split second, even if Tiffany is credited incorrectly, even if Tiffany makes it out to be more than it is. Tiffany isn’t being out of line here; anyone would be excited about an appearance in a big-budget film + newspaper mention (even if incorrectly credited, which reflects poorly on the journalist, not Tiffany). She took initiative, worked hard to accomplish something, and is now has a chance to see the results in a tangible and positive way, and all her “friends” do is tear her down. I really feel bad for Tiffany that she can’t see that everyone hates her; she, like anyone else, deserves supportive people in her life.

I’m trying to remember what kind of a relationship Luann has had with TJ. I don’t remember that he’s tried to steer her wrong, or take advantage. I think that he would respect her and probably be a good buddy. I don’t see a romantic interest because they’re too much like family – what with Brad’s being his buddy and the DeGroot’s sort of adopting him when things got tough. I think Crystal & TJ would be an interesting pair.

teenage girls don’t read newspapers.

Wait for it…..3..2..1..

It hasn’t sunk in yet that they misspelled her name, so I’ll go hide in my bunker before it sinks in.

It’s not Multiple Personality Disorder, it’s a Theatre Arts Degree!

Please tell me she doesn’t want kids.

Tiffany is really kinda pathetic. She needs to get some better friends than Crystal, who puts her down all the time. I mean, one time, I knew someone’s brother who was in a crowd scene in a major move that was shot in my area, and all our friends got pretty excited and all turned out for the film – and we didn’t even really know the guy, just his brother! I think the hot blondes I knew in HS, would never put up with a ‘friend’ like Crystal. They’d all find some kiss-ups to be their friends, who just wanted to be with the popular kids, or they’d get some real friends.

ugh…we Tawnee injuns from Ohio…ugh…..West Ohio, that is…Ugh…..

I’ve always assumed that TJ has a series of casual, serial girlfriends that we never see (possibly because because they’d have to be paid comics character scale salary if they made an appearance ;-) ). He’s too handsome and charismatic not to be a draw for some women. Hopefully he’s gotten more suave in his technique since the days he joined Brad in his preliminary firefight training (an EMT course?) solely to hit on girls in the class.

Lets give Tiffany a rest, shall we? This line is getting really tedious.

Are the girls in the strip getting a bit ‘perky’?

Delusional, Thy name is Tiffany.

media blitz (lmao, that was funny!)

Laugh all you like, something like this would be good for her resume. You have to start somewhere.

I suppose Tawnee Farrell is better than Sheraton St Louis.